Bon Voyage

Hello, darlings! Good-bye, darlings! Tomorrow I'm off to Disney for the week. Since getting my mother to agree to bring my laptop is a struggle I have yet to win, I think I will be bidding farewell to ye olde blog for now. I'll miss you all terribly, but not in a creepy Norma Desmond-y way. But we still have one night left, so let's make it count, shall we? I still have to find my sleep mask, ear plugs, and iPod, pack a carry-on, and take a shower, but my convenient three a.m. bedtime provides plenty of time for all that.

I got my nails done today for the trip. I chose to paint them purple, inciting several stares and giggles from the trophy wives and ladies who lunch (from the looks of them, they lunched a lot) that populated the salon. It was a modified Sally Bowles moment. "For instance, if I should paint my fingernails purple, and it just so happens I do paint them purple, well, if anyone should ask me why I say, 'I think it's pretty.'" The French-manicured lassies that stared at me as I walked out the door can suck it.

So that's about all I have to say for now. Can someone please watch the Hair tribe on Conan tomorrow night for me? If Caissie Levy gets shrieky, Allison Case acts with her hands, or they do something other than Aquarius/Let the Sun Shine In, I demand to be notified immediately.

I think that about covers it. Well, I just don't know how to bid you adieu. There are so many ways, and I intended on ditching you all Broadway-style. Except I couldn't pick just one. So why don't we use ALL OF THEM!!

"So anyway, I'm leaving." - Next to Normal
"Good-byeeeeeeeeee to blueberry pie." - Gypsy
"Good-bye, we will miss you." - SIDE SHOW
"So long, farewell, auf wiederhosen, goodnight." - The Sound of Music
"Guess I'm leaving. I'm gone." (I said I didn't like Rent. I didn't say I'm not familiar with it.)