A Random Checkup

It's one in the morning, and I'm wide awake. Par for the course. Anyway, I'm off to bed in a minute but I thought you might like to know that the birds that live in the tree outside my window are currently chirping. Incessantly. At one a.m. I have no patience for snorers, I'm sure as hell not gonna lie here and listen to the obnoxious twittering of two sparrows with Tourettes. Oh well. Thank the good Lord for earplugs. Off to bed now to dream about cream puffs, Powerade, and the terrible things Patti LuPone will do to you if you take pictures of her.