Do you folks know who Lot's wife is? She got turned to salt because she turned to look back as she was fleeing Sodom and Gomorrah. I am morally inferior to Lot's wife. I am going to see Hair on August 8. That was the big announcement. I did not know that Lenora wasn't coming with me. Of course she had to be on vacation this week. I don't think I've ever felt so guilty in my life. Did I ever show you people what I look like? Yeah, it's something like this.
I'm not even excited. I would say I don't want to go, but the ugly truth is...I do. God, what level of hell is saving a spot for me? I'd show you my favorite Broadway secret for this week, but, like everything else about today, they sucked.