Monday, November 3, 2008
One Day More..
Tomorrow is Judgement Day, folks. Excited? Nervous? Anybody? Okay, nevermind. Come on, America, flex them arms! Pull that lever! Vote for Barack! Well, I can't actually tell you who to vote for, but, while we're on the subject of politics, let me show you all a friend of mine. Ladies, and gents, I give you, the epitome of bipartisan politics: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c75OtUlWC0. For those of you too lazy to watch the damn video, it's the heartwearming story of some crazy western lady who refused to hand out candy to trick-or-treaters who supported Obama. I got news for ya, lady: They're four! They don't know who Barack Obama is! Denying them Sugar Babies will not change who their parents vote for! Well, tomorrow we'll discover what our God in heaven has in store. Hopefully, my man Obama will win and then Shirley the Bitch can curl up in her house with her ten cats and all the candy she kept from the young Democrats. So may the best man whose name is not John McCain win.