Sunday, May 10, 2009

Happy Mother's Day

Just popping in to share a small little anecdote that I may possibly find funny in sometime in the distant future.

I was sitting at the kitchen table today, and my dearest Mother Darling strolled in and proudly displayed a twelve-pack of water bottles. Smiling, she said, "I bought you these water bottles. See? I got them because they say Aquarius, like in Hair! By the way, your grandparents are moving away."

I am fully cognizant of the fact that the aforementioned water bottles were bought for the sole purpose of placating me. That's real encouraging, folks. Apparently, I'm the kind of girl who can be bought off with water bottles. (They are pretty awesome, though. They make me want to have a be-in.) Maybe the next time something awful happens somebody will buy me a meat pie filled with human intestines to remind me of Sweeney Todd or a free electroshock therapy treatment so I'll think of Next to Normal. In conclusion, this clip brings a whole new meaning to the word "creepy." I leave you with that.

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